Me: Name a fun fact about yourself that most people don’t know about.
Zach: I like Drag Queens
Me: Why does that not surprise me…
What projects are you working on at the moment?
Zach: Finishing up The Gabrielle Series, then jumping right into Webley and the World Machine
Me: Is writing your full-time job? If not what do you do?
Zach: I wish. However, I am an environmental safety specialist with Walgreens
Me: This cracks me up. I’ve seen how you play with guns.
How long have you been writing?
Zach: My whole life!!!
Me: How tall are you?
Zach: 5′ 11″
Me: What time do you wake up and go to bed?
Zach: Bed time is 9 sharp. Wake up at 6.
Me: Crack that whip Layla! hehe
Me: Coffee Lover?
Me: Wine Lover?
Me: Tell me an embarrassing moment.
Zach: The time I was “free balling” in a department store and my pants dropped.
Me: Pics or it never happened!
Ever stop to think and forget to start again?
Zach: Girl all the damn time.
Me: Do you do the hokey pokey?
Zach: I used to, but I turned it all about.
Me: How many fingers am I holding up?
Zach: Just the middle one…
Me: Finish this sentence. Life is too short too…
Zach: Fake an orgasm? Wait! Not drink wine. Wait…both?
Do you think you are good looking?
Zach: I mean (flips hair) maybe…
Me: (insert eye roll)
If you woke up one morning with a vagina what would be the first thing you would do?
Zach: See if I can suction cup to the shower wall.
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Me: LMFAO only you…
If an random stranger (hot one I might add) walked up to you and kissed you what would you do?
Zach: Hope they didn’t have mouth herpes.
Me: Or hope Layla doesn’t find out…she knows how to hide bodies…just saying.
If your sexual appetite was an body of water, what kind of body of water would it be?
Zach: Anything wet and salty. BOOM!
Finish this sentence. I would marry a guy/girl on the spot if he/she…
Zach: Did the sex to me…. isn’t that how it works?
Me: *opens mouth to say something then closes* I have not words…
Do you love Home Is Where the Wine Is Book Blog?
Me: Anything else you would like to add?
Zach: I am much weirder in person.
Me: Trust me I know lol!