Harlows Head, Life, The Weekly Spill

This cold stuff is starting to get on my nerves.


BURRRRRRR… It’s so cold my nipples could key a tank. I know it’s Monday AND I skipped last week’s weekly spill but I had a lot of shit going on. OK?

Anyway, I am still on this God forsaken diet and I have lost… drumroll please… ZERO pounds! :/  It’s not for the sake of trying.  I have ONLY had three glasses of wine since I started (ok last night doesn’t count…ouch) AND I’ve logged at least an hour of exercise everyday.  My theory is I’m converted fat to muscle.  Yep, that’s it.  I’m going with that story. 😉 This bikini isn’t getting any bigger so I need to step up my game I guess.

Spiritually I’ve had a lot of crazy things happen to me lately. Ever see Angel signs? You know 111, 222, etc?.  Yep, those are signs, just most of you non believers ignore them. I’ll be talking about this more Thursday with Jolene in our weekly Keeping it Real session.

In other news, I lasted a whopping three seconds on a mechanical bull last Saturday night.  I had video proof but due to technical difficulties *cough cough I cannot post, which is probably a good thing. So, you are going to just have to use your imagination AND before you say anything it was NOT at a bar but rather a church fundraiser and BONUS the church didn’t’ burn down because I was in it!

On a more comical note, a friend give me their pepper plant to “rehabilitate”.  Here’s how that conversation went.

Me: I know what’s wrong with your plant.
Friend: Oh yeah?  What?
Me: It’s dead.

What do you think? 😀

I know I’m rambling but fuck it.  This is my blog! So continuing on…

I caught my backyard on fire Wednesday.  It was a nice (non-windy) sunny day and I had a few boxes I was going to burn in the fire pit.  Lit the fire, stood admiring my handy work and then…the phone wrong.  Yep, you can probably guess the next chain of events. I was running around like a dog with it’s tail stuck in a bear trap.  The hose was NOT hooked up and by the time I got it working…well yeah.  This happened.

It’s been a crazy day as well. In the past 24 hours the Eagles won the Super Bowl, the DOW lost over 1000 points, my car wouldn’t talk to me this morning (don’t ask), and I’m STILL nursing a hangover. At least today is almost over and I can relax with a glass of wine, some calming music, and a long hot bath.

How’s your day been?

Cheers Bitches. Carpe Diem/Noctem


2 thoughts on “This cold stuff is starting to get on my nerves.

  1. Wow, my has been really crazy too. Mater of fact my whole weekend has been aweful, but reflecting on today as a new day to start. Luved ur story hope to see more.

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