The Randy Romance Novelist by Meghan Quinn
Genre: Chick-Lit, Romantic Comedy
Publication Date: April 12, 2016
My Rating: 4 out of 5 stars
Well Damn. Meghan has done it again. The Randy Romance Novelist is a spin off to The Virgin Romance Novelist. It can be read as a standalone though I highly suggest reading TVRN first.
I was literally laughing out loud by the second paragraph. Meghan needs her own freaking urban dictionary. This is definably not your mothers Chick-lit.
Giant man balls
and that’s only from skimming the first few chapters.
Back are Rosie and Henry. This time living together as a couple doing it like rabbits everywhere…all the time. Seriously there is more nookie in this book than I have read in a long time but Meghan can turn even sex into a humorous tale. So don’t let that scare you away.
Delaney is getting married and Rosie is tasked with organizing her penis fest. There is one hilarious scene where she drags Henry into a sex shop. Pleasure booths and all. Of course the book is filled with several embarrassing moments for Rosie and her random mouth vomits. Seriously any of them ever happened to me I’d crawl in a hole and die.
Only part I skimmed was the penis fest. The word penis is mentioned 200 times in this book. I had to look down at my own vagina at times to make sure it hadn’t morphed into one lol.
I was surprised by the story line and direction the book took. There were quite a bit of “I did not see that coming” parts. The part I can’t tell you about shocked the hell out of me.
I HIGHLY recommend reading if you love to laugh till cry or pee your self. Whichever one comes first. Bonus if you do it at the same time.
Favorite Scene: The sex shop
Please don’t judge me for being here. I have a perfectly good wiener at home waiting for me. I don’t have to have one flopping in my face to get my jollies. I mean I do like it when he flops it in my face but I only like it when my boyfriend does it. He shows respect while flopping around you know…never pokes me in the eye or anything. Arrrgggghhh matey.”