Her bosom heaved at an alarming rate as his rough hand found its way down to her soft, yet wiry briar patch… Can you say briar patch in a romance novel? What about meat sword? That’s what it is…a meat sword, right, all meaty and sword like, slaying through the inner dungeons of a woman’s dark desires. What about breasts? Do bosoms really heave?
Today Home Is Where the Wine Is Book Blog took great pleasure in interviewing one of my favorite authors Meghan Quinn. She had me hooked with her Jett Girl series but The Virgin Romance Novelist is by far to me is her best work. So just like her writing I thought the questions should be fun and enjoyable.
A virgin romance novelist. I mean OMG where did you come up with the idea? This was a book idea I actually came up with within the first few months I started writing but didn’t touch it until now. When I first started writing, I was so damn nervous about writing a sex scene that I thought, if I was this nervous writing a sex scene, how would a virgin feel? The story kind of developed after that.
I could see why you would be nervous but you totally nailed this one. Have you ever seen a crooked penis? I have, it actually was so crooked, it twisted up inside of itself. Quite fascinating. Looked like a bagel.
EWWWWW! OMG I did sooo not need that visual haha. So what’s your favorite pick up line? There are some weeds in my garden, think you can spray them down with your spermicide? God, what is wrong with me? That is the first thing that came to my mind, my mom would so disown me.
LOL I wonder what Rosie would think of that one? If you were a man would you be a tits or ass man.? (clearly Henry is all about the tatas!) Since I am about the boob squeeze as a greeting, I would have to say boobs. I mean, I feel like it wouldn’t be right if I chose anything else.
LOL well I’m part of the Itty Bitty Titty Committee so it would take you awhile to find mine lol. If your life was a song what would it be? Hot Mess by Cobra Starship. Not because I was a problem child, because I really wasn’t but because I am just a hot mess, God I am a hot mess. I am either itching my arm pits in public, tripping and falling face first into a toilet or strangers lap or forgetting to zip my fly…I’m a hot mess.
Yes you are definitely a hot mess What future projects are you currently working on (please say a Kace book please say a Kace book) How did you know?!?!?! Are you tapping into my computer? Kace is being started as we speak and his cover is done. Damn that was fun to make. It’s HOT!!
OMG I think I just fainted. I would so love to tap that. (Did I say that out loud?) Finish this sentence. Life’s too short to ___Puke in your pants_. Words from the wise.
Yep that would definitely be a buzz kill lol. Ever had a Brazilian wax? No, thank god. My best friend Jenny has though and let’s just say she had her own red brick road. Don’t get waxed right before your husband comes home from being deployed, lesson learned!
Well trust me YOU DON”T WANT ONE I’m sure you have read about my experience by now! Ok so do blondes have more fun? I can’t speak for all blondes but for those who are fake blondes and whose moms are part unicorn, I can honestly say yes! I feel like I’m always having fun, but then again, I live in a land of glitter and cupcakes, what’s not fun about that?
Part unicorn…….hahhahaha….love it. Now that winter’s finally over what’s your favorite drink? Margarita on the rocks, any flavor, no salt. Put one in my hand and I will start humping legs.
Amen my kind of girl. Thanks Meghan and please stop by my blog anytime!
IF you don’t read but ONE book for the rest of the year this needs to be the one!
THIS BOOK WAS RIDICULOUS…RIDICULOUSLY FUNNY THAT IS! OMG I haven’t laughed that hard in a long time. NEW FAVORITE BOOK! Seriously this book is going to be HUGE. I mean Holy Hell where do I begin??? Ok can you tell I’m excited? LOL
I loved Rosie. Her innocence and her use of inappropriate words describing sex and genitalia. i.e. briar patch, pleasure garden, sweet lady folds, meat sword…see what I mean hahahaha? My favorite scene has to be the brazilin wax scene. I loved the scence so much that I thought I’d try a Brazilian wax myself. Read about my experience
I’ll do anything you want,” desperation laced my voice. “just don’t…”
“Captain Cunt Ripper,” I screamed!
And *sigh*….I loved Henry. Only a fool aka Rosie would miss the fact that he is head over heels for her and would do anything for her, and I mean anything.
Wait, So you’ve never watched porn, you haven’t seen a dick in real life, and you haven’t even as much as touched one outside a pair of jeans?”
“No,” I confirmed while shacking my head.
“Well, shit. Do you want to see mine?” He said while grabbing the waistband of his sweats.
After some very bad attempts at getting laid she only ends up with one guy almost losing his nuts, a pair of split pants, almost playing tonsil hockey with a dog’s ass, a flatulent nightmare, and one hairy massacre that I will not divulge in you will just have to read. Her only constant through this entire debacle is Delaney, her roommate and Henry.
But the heart wants what the heart wants and she realizes that what she wanted was right in front of her the entire time.
Sparks flew between us, ignited like the damn Fourth of July. There was something different about Henry, something that felt so erotic, so wrong, but so oh so damn right.
But when they finally cross that line all the same issues every other couple face rears it’s ugly head…jealously, anger, resentment. Will they ever have a chance? Or will their relationship and their friendship be ruined forever?
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